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If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't know the true meaning of humor
  • Every generation has a legend.

    (Source: breakanyballerinasheart, via swprequelappreciation)

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  • this-day-in-baseball:

    September 20, 1919
    On Babe Ruth Day in Boston, the Babe scores the winning run in both ends of the doubleheader. It will be the last time he plays for the Red Sox in Fenway

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  • "…I know that when he died his eyes were closed, and his heart was open. And I’m pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place, because he was buried on a mountain, and that was against the law."
    The Bucket List. Final sentence. 

    (Source: weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

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  • The Bucket List (2007 movie):

    Edward: “You’re the one crying you never took a shot. Here’s your chance.”

    Carter: “My chance to what? Make a fool of myself?

    Edward: “Never too late.”

    (Source: better-fly)

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  • "You know, the ancient Egyptians had a beautiful belief about death. When their souls got to the entrance to heaven, the guards asked two questions. Their answers determined whether they were able to enter or not. Have you found joy in your life? Has your life brought joy to others?"
    Carter [The Bucket List]

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  • sweet-bitsy:

    lampsarepeopletoo:

    punsicle:

    hurdygurdygirl:

    This is how I’d play chess

    I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

    HOLY SH*T

    Isn’t this how everyone plays

    (via wyattguy)

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  • literaryvariation:

    werethatgeneration:

    We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

    This is everything I stand for.

    Sorry to burst your ignorance bubble, but in order to actually affect change in crime and overall instability between genders, it’s extremely more logical to teach both genders to be respectful and to be guarded than it is to teach either one only half of the equation. Because even some of the most well taught young men have done heinous acts and some of the most beware young women have been victims. (And vice versa)

    So….

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  • Advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill

    (Source: lotrlorien, via lotrlorien)

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  • odonisorphane:

    New Trending GIF from GIPHY!

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